Restrictions on holiday celebrations in California. This is not a spoof. You will think it is a joke, but it is not.
The California Department of Public Health has listed their specific restrictions on holiday gatherings. There are serious limits on what you can do for your Thanksgiving and Christmas and New Year celebration.
I’m not making this up.
Check out for yourself the Guidance for Private Gatherings published on 10/9/20.
In case you think I imagined all this, I will quote select portions of the guidance.
So, if you happen to be one of the people who have not yet moved out of California, or you are waiting for the moving van to arrive, here are the requirements for your holiday celebrations –
(Again, this is not a spoof.)
You may not gather with friends inside your home. You are still allowed to let guests use your bathroom, assuming you scrub down the bathroom quite frequently:
“All gatherings must be held outside. Attendees may go inside to use restrooms as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized.”
No more than three households may gather together.